Yikes! It's Vampire Boy!

If Vampire Boy could only speak to you now, he would thank you so very much for visiting him. You see, Vampire Boy doesn't have many friends, unless you count that old guy who climbs over the back fence looking for tweezers, broken dolls and trombone parts.

Look! Vampire Boy is trembling! Trembling, because he can imagine what it would be like if you kissed his little fangy mouth. Will you help fulfill Vampire Boy's desperate fantasy? Will you? Go ahead, kiss your monitor just below where Vampire Boy's eyes blaze outward, imploring you to act. No one is around. Do it! Do it for Vampire Boy!

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FLASH! VAMPIRE BOY BABY PHOTO DISCOVERED!

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I can't take it anymore! Back to Obvious Moose!